POSTER PAGE

Hello and welcome to the Poster page.

 

Hopefully, this page is one that will be visited on a regular basis by those of you who enjoy having a bit of fun.

 

We thought it might be a nice idea to give everyone a chance to have their say about pretty much anything. We want you to enjoy visiting this website as well as enjoying the films we offer so, let loose and have fun.

 

We're not suggesting this just be a jokes page, if you have something to say on a more serious level and would like to hear other peoples views on it, please feel free to send it to us and we'll post it on this page.

 

Please click HERE to send your suggestions for the Poster Page.

 

None of you will need an explanation for this but, the boss has insisted it be said. We cannot post any unsavoury comments nor anything politically, religiously or racially damning, unpleasant, unethical etc etc etc, so please refrain from sending anything of that nature. There you go boss . . . said it!

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One or two people we know sent the following through to us. Hopefully, you'll think of something to post. As we've said before, lets have a bit of fun with this website.

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ENJOY!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Can you imagine her face?

 

Got the wife a new bag and a belt for valentines....

 

The vacuum cleaner works a treat now! :)

Sent in by: Mike

LADIES

 

If any of you have a witty retort to this, please send it in to us.

 

We will gladly post it for you!

 

You're a bad lad Mike!

A text received from a friend.

 

Hiya Mate!

Don't panic, but I'm in hospital.

I poisoned myself, eating what I thought

was onion, but it was a daffodil bulb.

The doctors say I'll be out in the spring!

Mike

 

Sent in by: Justin

Image of a ginger kitten with a machine gun strapped to it's back and  holding a knife.Image of a grey kitten in a snipers pose, holding a rifle with telescopic sights.

An elephant is meandering along when, for the first time, he sees a mouse.

He looks down at him and in a quizzical tone, the elephant says;

"You're small aren't you?"

 

The mouse looks up and, with his shoulders arched back and his chest pushed out replies;

"I've been very ill!"

 

Sent in by: William

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